A black hole...

I swear - I think there is a black hole in my house! Yes - everybody loses the occasional sock, etc. But I am losing EVERYTHING! Some items I cannot locate for the life of me...

• A favorite pair of pants - how do you lose a pair of pants!?!
• My favorite necklace and bracelet - made of small little goldish-colored pearls. I love it - cannot find it anywhere...
• My crocks. Where oh where have you gone!?
• All of my nail polish. I mean really - ALL of it?
• My passport. It is now expired, and has been replaced - but it is gone. :( I want it because it has all the cool stamps from when I went on my backpacking trip after college.
• Other important documents - I won't go into which ones - but WHERE ARE THEY?

There are so many other missing things - I just can't seem to find them. I look and look and look, but not no avail. Sigh...